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boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
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allthosedapperthings:

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Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

Hahaha omg i love spongebob

this is beautiful.

I really hope my friend g0t-t0-be-unst0ppable.tumblr.com gets to see this… ahhahhahahaha!

(Source: randomness-is-epic, via obnoxiousilence)